VernonDesk

The back-office agent for service businesses

Vernon runs your CRM for you.

Vernon is your back-office hire. He works customer records, staff records, bookings, and calendar inside BookingKoala, Jobber, ServiceTitan, and Google Calendar. He catches booking errors before they cost you money, keeps every record current, and handles your messages and follow-ups. Ask for a new capability and you get a written position within 48 hours. Flat monthly rate. Cancel in one call.

  • Works inside BookingKoala, Jobber, ServiceTitan
  • 30-day money-back guarantee
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Example thread (sample)

Customer record created
Calendar conflict caught
Quote followed up

Example thread (sample). A booking draft, a calendar check, and a follow-up in your approval queue.

Works in the tools you already pay for

  • BookingKoala
  • Jobber
  • ServiceTitan
  • Google Calendar
  • Email

Vernon sits on top of your stack. He never replaces it. He works through the accounts you create for him. Nothing migrates.

What a back-office hire does in your CRM.

Customer and staff records, done for you.

New leads become clean customer records as work happens. Addresses, quotes, history, notes, and staff assignments stay current in your CRM, so the schedule stays honest and nothing gets lost between tools.

Works inside BookingKoala, Jobber, ServiceTitan, and Google Calendar, plus email and text. Official integrations. No migration.

Bookings checked and fixed.

Double-books, conflicts, missing fields, and stale quotes are caught and fixed before they cost you money. Customers who drifted away get re-engaged, unpaid follow-ups get handled, and your calendar stays full without you touching it.

Works inside BookingKoala, Jobber, ServiceTitan, and Google Calendar, plus email and text. Official integrations. No migration.

Calendar and messages, handled.

The calendar is reviewed daily and customer texts and email get answers from your business numbers, in your tone, with quotes straight from your price sheet. Follow-ups go out on time, every time, so leads stop going cold.

Works inside BookingKoala, Jobber, ServiceTitan, and Google Calendar, plus email and text. Official integrations. No migration.

Ask for a new capability. Get a written position in 48 hours.

Describe the systems involved, the result you expect, and whether it repeats. Owner and ops review it. Within 48 hours you get a written position: what it will do, what it needs, what it costs, or a straight no. Nothing is built, and nothing goes live, without your approval.

A capability request, handled like a hire

Every Thursday, check next week's recurring cleans in BookingKoala against cleaner availability in Google Calendar. Find jobs with no cleaner, cleaners booked twice, and customers whose usual cleaner is off. Draft reassignments that keep the same crew where possible, and list the ones you cannot solve. Do not write to BookingKoala until I approve.

Thursday, 7:58 AM

Understood. Systems: BookingKoala and Google Calendar. Rule: same crew first, then nearest available. Output: draft reassignments plus an exception list, in your queue. Recurrence: Thursdays. I will have a written position within 48 hours.

Thursday, 7:59 AM

Position, 48 hours later: buildable in two parts. The conflict and unassigned report is straightforward. Automatic reassignment needs your drive-time and skill rules written down first; until then I propose each reassignment and you approve it.

Saturday, 7:59 AM
Request logged with owner and ops. Position due within 48 hours.

Position in 48 hours

Every request gets a considered answer, including a straight no.

Nothing ships unapproved

Every new capability is yours to approve first.

Built in your stack

Official integrations only. No passwords, no migration.

Priced by volume, not minutes

Flat monthly rate. Bands by jobs per month. Cancel in one call.

No passwords. No migration. Nothing ships without approval.

  1. Supervised first month. Like any new hire, Vernon starts in view: you see his work while he learns your business. Then he runs it.
  2. Safety built in. Outbound customer messages pass a hard checkpoint; if no one is around, they wait. Nothing goes out unattended.
  3. You create the seat. Official integrations only. We never hold your credentials.
  4. A written position within 48 hours. Any capability you request gets a considered answer, including a straight no.
  5. Cancel in one call. No contracts. 30-day trial. Full refund if it does not hold.

Where Vernon still needs you: approvals, your price sheet, exceptions, and any job not in the position you approved.

Flat monthly rates. No per-minute billing.

Pilot, start here: one workflow, $99 or $199 a month by volume. When it holds, you move to a band.

Records desk

from $99/month

Customer and staff records kept current in your CRM, with messages drafted against those records. Supported tools only.

Back office

from $999/month

The bookings desk plus email triage, recurring reports, and new capabilities scoped through the 48-hour position loop.

Bands are jobs per month, not seats: up to 150, 151 to 400, 401 and up. From prices are band floors; we confirm your band from your volume before you pay. Pilot price covers one workflow; band prices cover the full job. Priced against a hire, not a seat: the same work with a person costs far more. Cancel in one call. 30-day trial.

Built inside a working service business.

Vernon runs the back office of two cleaning companies right now: customer records, bookings, calendar, hiring admin, and the follow-ups that keep a schedule full. Every workflow on this page is one we run on our own books, every week. When you sign up, you get that playbook, not a beta test.

Like any new hire, his first month is supervised: you see everything he does while he learns your business. If he is not saving hours you can point at by day 30, cancel in one call and we refund the first month. After that, he runs your back office.

Example thread (sample)
Thursday at 2 is open. Three hours, $180. Reply YES to book.
BookingKoala
Google Calendar
Owner

one workflow

A clear place to start.

shadow mode first

Review before Vernon acts.

supervised rollout

More only after approval.

flat monthly rate

Cancel in one call. No contracts.

What we won't do (so you know exactly what this is):

  • No phone answering.

    Not offered. We do text, chat and email.

  • No migration.

    We work with the software you already run.

  • No admin passwords.

    You create a seat for Vernon in your own tools; we never hold your credentials.

  • No unapproved changes.

    Nothing goes live without your say-so.

  • No instant yes.

    Every build request gets a considered position within 48 hours, including a straight no when it cannot be done.

  • No per-minute billing.

    Flat rates by volume band.

  • No contracts.

    Cancel in one call.

Meet your next hire.

Tell us which office responsibility keeps coming back to you. We will map a practical first workflow and give you a position within 48 hours.

Join the interest list

Where should Vernon start? Tell us which office responsibility keeps coming back to you. We will map a practical first workflow and come back with a written position within 48 hours.

Current tools
You will get a written position within 48 hours.